Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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