what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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