a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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