Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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