Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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