i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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