at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I am naked and annoyed.
Randomize
