Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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