***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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