it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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