Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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