I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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