No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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