This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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