Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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