Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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