Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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