I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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