you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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