YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Randomize
