wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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