if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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