Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
dude. I can hear the air.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
