We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Randomize
