Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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