32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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