You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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