Your face is a jimmy john
you win again, gameday.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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