i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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