I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
