Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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