I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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