He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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