Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i want to swaddle you in tequila
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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