Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I will be naked everywhere
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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