That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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