Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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