Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Even my vagina gasped.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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