Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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