For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Randomize
