just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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