So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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