is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We left the knife in your bed.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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