If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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