That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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