the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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