its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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