we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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