Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Mom said you looked used
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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