How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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