Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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