Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He did a backflip because drugs
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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