Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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