too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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