i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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