I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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